ullvide:

mon: now that we’re lovers I want you to always tell me what’s on your mind

sam: ok I can do that. take your clothes off.

theshapeofagua:

no but why is my favourite movie so far this year is about jehovah witness repressed lesbians dfkjashdfasdf

psychicbirdstarlight:

pizzapugss:

burgrs:

*petting my cat* please cure my depression
cat: *prrbhbphr*
me: thanks

Fun fact!!

Cats don’t only purr because they’re content! When they’re sick, or when a kitten/companion is sick, they purr to help heal faster. So if you’re feeling down and your cat friend comes up to purr on you, it’s because they sense something’s up and they want to help you feel better!

Imagine beeing an animal that literally has a build in ‘comfort my loved ones’ function and still have people think you are an asshole by nature.

(via mercedesmone)